A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, Thatll be $10. You know, we dont get many kangaroos coming in here, you know. The kangaroo says, ______________________
- Well, when we get drunk we get hopping mad.
- Well, the bars just not that convenient for us.
- At $10 a beer, its not hard to understand.
- Im really a wallaby in drag.
Answer
The correct answer is C) At $10 a beer, its not hard to understand..
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