A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, What are you staring at? Havent you ever seen a horse serving drinks before? The guy says, _________________________
- Yes but I thought it was over on the next block.
- Well go next door and see whos the bartender.
- No, I never thought the parrot would sell the place.
- Boy, you sure havent been around this neighborhood before.
Answer
The correct answer is C) No, I never thought the parrot would sell the place..
More General Knowledge questions
- This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman. She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her, ____________________
- A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. Does your dog bite? he asked. No. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the mans leg. I thought you said your dog doesnt bite! he said indignantly. The other guy replied, __________________
- If you sight a whale, it could be a ___________.
- I used to work in a blanket factory but it ___________.
- If you break a string on your guitar dont ___________.
- Im glad I know sign language, its _________________.