Hacker News on 1 April 2016

• Squash your commits
• The Trouble with CloudFlare
• Show HN: What every browser knows about you
• Ask HN: Who is hiring? (April 2016)
• Model 3 Unveiling [video]
• Google 'mic drop' Gmail joke for April Fools' day backfires
• How DuckDuckGo is trying to help programmers
• Schools Are Slow to Learn That Sleep Deprivation Hits Teenagers Hardest
• Amnesty International: Encryption Is a Human Rights Issue
• Chinese state media discourages April Fools' Day