Hacker News on 25 January 2015

• I Was Arrested for Learning a Foreign Language. Today, I Have Some Closure
• Paperwork: An open source Evernote alternative
• Everything you ever wanted to know about hexagonal grids
• The Parable of the Two Programmers (1985)
• Next Week's Bloodbath At IBM Won't Fix The Real Problem
• Chess: Who will win in this riveting game of Math.random() vs. Math.random()?
• SpaCy: Industrial-strength NLP with Python and Cython
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• A practical introduction to functional programming
• Holy Shit, I Interviewed the President