Hacker News on 1 April 2014

• The crushing lameness of April Fools Day on the Internet.
• Redis new data structure: the HyperLogLog
• Coinbase user emails and full names leaked
• Portia, an open-source visual web scraper
• Ask HN: Who is hiring? (April 2014)
• Why xkcd-style graphs are important
• Slick – Carousel
• Challenge HN: Keep lame April Fools' gags off the front page
• The inexplicable rise of open floor plans in tech companies
• Game servers: UDP vs TCP