Hacker News on 24 December 2012

• How to terminate your worst enemy's Dropbox account for only $795
• Why learning Haskell makes you a better programmer
• Kenyan Women Create Their Own 'Geek Culture'
• What is the enlightenment I'm supposed to attain after studying finite automata?
• The Parley Letter
• Zed Shaw's Template for "Learn X The Hard Way" Books
• DARPA challange: Can you program a radio to dominate the spectrum?
• Webshell.io
• Astrology For Businesses
• Riemann, a distributed systems monitor (built in Clojure)