Hacker News on 9 December 2011

• HP to Contribute webOS to Open Source
• Apple using patents to undermine open standards again
• At the End of a Procrastinated Day
• We've invented waterfall
• Snake game in a data: URI
• The Crunchpad is proof of obviousness in iPad design
• Obama Announces $2B Fund for Startups
• The diagnosis
• JQuery plugins site accidentally deleted - last backup one year old.
• MPAA Boss: If The Chinese Censor The Internet, Why Can't The US?