Hacker News on 26 March 2011

• Patio11 says Hello Ladies
• Torvalds: Standards are paper. I use paper to wipe my butt every day.
• Unladen Swallow Retrospective
• The Mirah Language: bringing modern features to the JVM without runtime overhead
• Friends don't let friends get into finance
• That’s it, we’re quitting
• Cornell Will Reveal Secret Academic Journal Pricing
• GNU Compiler Collection 4.6.0 released with Go programming language support
• Sudoku Solving
• I'm Regretting Going WP7