Hacker News on 11 November 2010

• Son, as soon as someone puts their hands on you...
• A zombie keyboard, an app-store rejection, a call from Steve Jobs
• The 3 Programming Languages you need to Know
• An Open Letter To Business People
• Why are we limited to JS in browsers - would a bytecode standard help?
• An umbrella designed using aerodynamic theory to withstand 100km/h winds
• An Open Letter to Wired Magazine: We're breaking up
• Firefox 4.0 Beta 7 - Super fluid, beats everyone on sunspider
• Matt Cutts: $1,000 to the 2 best implementations of the recently-hacked Kinect
• Here's Why Someone Would Seek Rejection for 30 Days Straight