Hacker News on 9 April 2010

• Steve Jobs Has Just Gone Mad
• Apple Slaps Developers In The Face
• XKCD "Hell" implemented in flash
• Apple takes stance on consciousness
• Scheme is also dead on the iPhone
• Dan Grigsby (Mobile Orchard) abandoning iPhone development
• New iPhone Dev Agreement Bans the Use of Third-Party Analytics and Services
• What Apple Just Did: What if music had tools restrictions and a review process?
• It’s Official: Google Now Counts Site Speed As A Ranking Factor
• How to Find Crappy Programmers