Hacker News on 2 April 2010

• Doctorow: Why I won't buy an iPad
• Daring Fireball: The Kids Are All Right
• Facebook has acquired Divvyshot (YC W09)
• Get Your Fucking Feet Off The Table
• Rewriting pixels to add new features to closed-source software
• “There is no longer enough mail to sustain six days of delivery.”
• Optimizing Your Wife
• DuckDuckGo as my primary search engine for the past 7 months
• Good bye, Helium...
• The only iPad review you need to read