This famous one-liners author starred along Roberto Benigni in 2003s, Coffee and Cigarettes. I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked Do you have any firearms with you? I said: What do you need?
- Steven Wright
- Louis Black
- Emo Phillips
- George Carlin
Answer
The correct answer is A) Steven Wright.
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